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February 13, 2009

Iubita pudica

Filed under: Bancul zilei — admin @ 9:30 am

In fata unei usi:
- Deschide, iubito !
- Nu pot, sunt dezbracata.
- Nu-i nimic, sunt singur !
- Eu nu !

February 12, 2009

Vremuri de criza

Filed under: Zilnice — admin @ 12:44 pm

February 11, 2009

Calcul

Filed under: Bancul zilei — admin @ 12:10 pm

O familie de tineri casatoriti evrei, in concediu in Tirol intr-un hotel de 5 stele, totul inclus. Vine ultima zi si distractia trebuie platita. La receptie:
- Camera cu pat dublu, 6 zile, 450 euro !
- Evreu’: OK!
- Receptionerul : Sauna, 49 euro!
- Evreu’: Nu folosit.
- Receptionerul : Da, dar e problema voastra, ati fi putut sa o folositi!
- Solarium, 57 euro!
- Evreu’: Ce aia Solarium? Nu folosit.
- Receptionerul : Da, dar ati fi putut sa-l folositi!
- Mai departe: terenuri de tenis si piscine 180 euro!
- Evreu’: Nu jucat tenis, nu facut baie.
- Receptioner: Da, dar ati fi putut sa faceti!
Face evreul calcule, dar se opreste brusc.
- Evreu’: Buuun, acum scad eu la tine 400 euro, ca mi-ai fu**t-o Rashelica!
Receptionerul : Ce esti nebun? Nici macar n-am atins-o!
- Evreu’: Da, dar e problema ta, ai fi putut sa o faci!..

Stapanul in casa

Filed under: Bancul zilei — admin @ 10:46 am

O cearta in familie. Sotia il loveste pe sot. Acesta se ascunde sub pat. Sotia incearca sa-l scoata:

  • Iesi!
  • Nu ies!
  • Iesi!
  • Nu ies!
  • Iesi!
  • Auzi, femeie, cine e stapan in casa?! Daca am spus ca nu ies - inseamna ca nu ies!!!

February 9, 2009

Razbel Stelar

Filed under: Femeia zilei — admin @ 11:04 am

Costume extra size ?
Razbel Stelar

Colectia de motociclete

Filed under: Jucariile mele — admin @ 10:55 am

Sotia mea draga mi-a facut cadou doua motociclete , machete, ce e drept. Cu timpul, colectia a crescut:

Colectia mea

Colectia mea

  • BMW F650-GS
  • Aprilia RSV 1000R
  • Benelli Tornado 1130
  • Ducati 1000LE (Paul Smart)
  • Kawasaki KLR650
  • Yamaha Road Star
  • Kawasaki Vulcan
  • Moto Guzzi V10 Centauro
  • Cagiva Navigator
  • Suzuki SV650S
  • Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R